Ryan Bender-Murphy

I brush my teeth until they look like Antarctica. Saw a television show about robots and fell in love with a man by the name of Adama. I enjoy drives near tall radio towers in the hills where their red glow shines down like some post-apocalyptic sun. There’s dancing in alleyways where one lone saxophone billows. The night is a cigarette burn on your thigh. I miss things like the Old West and how knee caps look during springtime. I think Americans went to the moon and still believe the integrity of fluoride toothpaste. Some say being a native Texan means you’re inherently a cowboy. I just made that up. I’m no oilman. I once played World of Warcraft. Comic books aren’t children’s toys. Two hair cuts a year means I can be one hairy muthafucka. I want to believe that I coined the term the “nerd conceit.” What starts here may or may not be three pages after a headline about Angelina Jolie’s children. Brainfreeze happens in the throat. I own a Mac.
Three books:
The Road by Cormac McCarthy
The Watchmen by Alan Moore
The Autobiography of Red by Anne Carson
HEY, I second that [the autobiography of red]